Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

kingloptr:

palpablenotion:

bot-dad:

slavetomyheadcanon:

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

esso-is:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

between-stars-and-waves:

marzipanandminutiae:

snarkymonkeyprime:

talkingcinemalight:

my-abibliophobia:

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To sum up this book in a single sentence – “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

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Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

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The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

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The story of the Minotaur. 

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NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

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Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

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EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

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How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

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MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

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How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

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CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

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The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

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HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

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And this is how he does it. 

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JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

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A story about Tanuki.

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AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

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SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

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The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

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The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

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NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

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Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

@systlin

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”

I lost it at that line 😀

im Rabbit

AMAZING

I know a book I need now. =)

I’m so glad I now know about this book.

Hello so glad i now know about this book, I’m Dad!


Dad^bot^1.

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Beep-boop!

@kingloptr the story about freyja’s necklace kills me

HOLY SHIT

muse-of-mbaku:

Whew Lawd!!

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Here he go with that sweaty sexy bullshit again…

He Doesn’t Have to Know – bloodontheground – Den of Thieves (2018) [Archive of Our Own]

deathonyourtongue:

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Den of Thieves (2018)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ray Merrimen/OFC
Characters: Ray Merrimen
Additional Tags: AU, den of thieves au
Summary: A chance meeting at a gala leads to a series of illicit encounters. But he doesn’t have to know…

@angelicapriscilla​ @ben-is-a-hoe @coloradodreaming420 @fuckyeah-pabloschreiber @hesgoteyeslikefire @livinglifeformemyselfandi @mothermagdalene @sophieskarsgard @thephantomslittlelotte @thisisyourcaptain @underestimatetheunexpected

Am I starting to read an awesome a fic based on this man?

He Doesn’t Have to Know – bloodontheground – Den of Thieves (2018) [Archive of Our Own]

motherfuckingnazgul:

dedalvs:

businessinsider:

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Don’t know what kind of pubs they’re going to, but those prices are off (all more expensive. $46 in Chicago?! Give me a break!). Rest is pretty good.

i mean, for two people including at least one beer each and possibly an appetizer, 40 bucks (incl. tax) is about right for Vancouver. can’t speak to elsewhere, of course.