“There was a GENIUS that walked this Earth . She was a BLACK WOMAN . She gave us the BLUE PRINT . She RAISED THE BAR . She LAID THE FOUNDATION and her name was QUEEN ARETHA FRANKLIN . We could not forget you if we tried . I am infinitely THANKFUL .
#GENIUS #4everbowingtoyouQUEEN”
Ahem. Once upon a time, in the kingdom of MySpace, young Tom posted that while he was in Amsterdam, he watched a friend eat a banana out of a snatch (hence banana snatch). This was in the mid 2000s, I believe. He also alluded to polyamory, bondage fetishism, spanking and biting. Though not in the same post. Can you imagine?? We’d all be dead. This is important for reasons. My reasons: Young horny, experimental Tom is appealing. Further proves the “he’s a fucking freak” theory He was WATCHING. And probably getting excited. Read: voyerism. I’m all over that. I get to wondering what kinky shit he didn’t post about… I laugh whenever I see a banana now. Banana snatch is a great hashtag. Some of us appreciate this more than others. That’s ok. It’s like preferring Loki to Moscow Tom. To each their own. I just happen to like young horny dirty Tom and hope that some of that is still in him. Because, what else will I masturbate to? The end Did I miss anything,
This story can also be found here and in many other links, seriously, it got so famous in the fandom all you got to do is google “banana snatch tom hiddleston”
edit; @royallylazy minha filha essa é a melhor história da minha vida vou morrer e não acho melhor dá uma olhada nessa merda não sei se do risada ou se morro chocada dessa situação
I love how this come around every so often. It’s like a right of passage, the older fandom members telling the newer ones the origins of Banana Snatch.
On August 27th my blog will be 3 years old. It’s grown so much, I’m so proud of all the filth it’s released into the world. And now that it’s having its 3rd Blogiversary, I wanted to do a giveaway! Just a few Supernatural items that I personally want to have a better home than the dresser they have been living on since my move. So down below are my little rules and please try to follow them. And yes it will be open to international followers because I looked up the rates and for what I’m giving away it won’t cost me what it did last time, which never got delivered. (Still mad about that one cause it’s not cheap to send things to Germany from the US.) Any hoodle onto the rule!
1. Must be following this bitch! And I do check, btw, and I will know if you followed just to win. Please don’t do that, it’s fucking rude. At least read and reblog 1 of my fics. Here’s my masterlist.
2. Reblog this post! Only 1 reblog to enter. Multiple reblogs will not get you multiple entries.
3. Likes and Replies do not count as entry. Also do not send me an ask to enter. Reblog to enter
4. Subscribe to my Patreon (This one is optional because not everyone can afford it but I mean you get to read porn early. Who doesn’t love that?)
5. Tell me I’m pretty. Okay, that one is a joke. Or is it? No, really, it’s a joke unless you want to send me compliments. Won’t get you entered or have more than one entry but it would be nice to hear.
6. Send a nice message to someone. I won’t check but it doesn’t hurt to spread some kindness around.
That’s it y’all! You have until August 26th at 5pm MST to enter. Good Luck!
Just a reminder that this is open to those outside the US as well. So my international lovelies feel free to enter!
Regardless of the outcome, there was only one Aretha Franklin and after her, there’ll never be another one. Whatever happens, thank you Aretha so much!
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