
I keep seeing these stills from Jack Ryan and @jackburtonsays I think I’m bout to get on the John Krasinski train 🚂. I see it now.
Choo choo @mischabea. Choo choo 🤣

I keep seeing these stills from Jack Ryan and @jackburtonsays I think I’m bout to get on the John Krasinski train 🚂. I see it now.
Choo choo @mischabea. Choo choo 🤣

civil war should’ve been about steve telling the government to run him his money
tony: The government Needs to put us in Check!
steve: the government needs to write me a check



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Sigh.
Look @jackburtonsays
Noooooope. Not falling for that big foot trap.
*sees professor Dorkface’s gigantor ass feet*
I really tried you guys. But I cannot with those hobbit feet.

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
Claiming it.
Waaaaay up 🙏🏾
11:11am on the receipt.
Reblog for prosperity, and success.
May you always have what you need.That’s what I’m saying
In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.
Doesn’t hurt to try.
^
Own it

Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhere
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work
fuck it, lets luck this shit up.
give me good grades and the ability to understand math
Make me better.





He smells of dark flowers. “Ah yes, the title of my first autobiography — Dark Flower,” he says. He’s joking, but we agree it would be a good title: there is something dark and deliciously floral about him. (x)



Friend’s mom made these for a bachelorette party. “Don’t eat the penis; it won’t taste much better than the real thing”
@tomhiddleston-kikibfairy *giggling*
LOL!
@alessandroilcavaliere @angelsseb @sebsthomas @inkededucatednnerdy @ladyoftheteaandblood @nuggsmum @sebsangel
OMFG @angryschnauzer @loricameback @sarabeth72 @later0varies @gutterfortunecookie @queenoferebor1204
Peencakes. @angelsseb
This is why you go to gay bakeries. Only a straight woman can make a nasty tasting penis.
Or she assumes straight women don’t enjoy the taste? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
More likely she has a nasty straight man.
Also a good point, in which case the frosting penis would have to be an improvement.
Wash your ding dongs buddies
Wash. Your. Ding dongs.
So has @later0varies seen these?

sunalive (?does that work)
straights disassemble
Isn’t Salty
(which frankly is a lie)
HelloBalls
David Lo Pan Silence (?)
Secondly: hello balls? 😂🤣