scxrletwitches:

_{This joke isn’t about shaming that type of woman. This joke is not about that. Whatever kind of woman you are, you’re quiet, you’re fat, you’re small, you’re big, you’re tall, you’re loud, you don’t know much, you got a gill, whatever kind of woman you are… you are right. That’s it. Whatever you’ve chosen to be, whatever you wanna be, you are correct in being that as long as you are happy. My point to you is, if you are the shy type, if you are the wallflower, if you are the shrinking violet, if you are another… floral metaphor that has to do with being an introvert, my point to you is that you don’t want the guy who wants you because of that energy. A man who wants a woman because she looks scared… is a sexual predator. Okay? All these girls that he could hit on, he picks the one that’s like, shivering like a wet chihuahua. Like a nervous street urchin just in a corner putting out all kinds of “no” vibes. You don’t want the guy that walks up and is like “Excuse me. I couldn’t help but notice you looked terrified. Wanna see my dick?”}

_{— Iliza Shlesinger, Elder Millenial A Netflix Comedy Special (2018)}