I was falling down a Wikipedia rabbit hole and it led me to Winston Duke (yeah, I didn’t look him up directly. Don’t need to but that’s neither here nor there) and looked up the thing he was doing with Marky Mark. It’s a movie based on the Spenser for Hire characters which me Marky Mark is Spenser and thicc daddy is Hawk.
Word? Is he gonna be like Avery Brooks?
I mean, I’m gonna watch it regardless but I want to know what I’m getting into 😆
So I’m up at 0532 for god knows whatever reason and I happened across Pitch Black. I love this movie and while I’m watching it, particularly a scene in the beginning of the movie, it is stirring up feeling I haven’t had about Vin Diesel in a looooong time.
What scene, you probably didn’t ask? This one
I’m not saying that when I was 21 when this came out that I wanted to [REDACTED] on his [REDACTED] and [do I need to fill this in? Y’all know how I do; you can fill in this blank] but… I totally would have. Hell, current me might do the same. At least on that particular version of Vin Diesel; now, not so much. But Riddick? In this movie? Yeah, he can get it.
Also: there was a third Pitch Black/Riddick movie? When did that come out? I’m going to guess that after I was thoroughly disappointed in the second one, I must have blocked that jawn completely out of my mind 😆
I started looking up info on a group from the 80s, the Wee Papa girls (does anyone else remember them? I still don’t know how I knew of them since they were a UK rap duo. It had to be my mother. Anyway…) and now, I’m reading about James DeBarge and Janet Jackson’s marriage and the baby they may or may not have had together in the 80s.
I’m telling you, these rabbit holes I fall into are weird bruh.
Question for anyone watching Supernatural: Charlie is back in some fashion? And Bobby too right?
Why? Have they seriously run out of ideas? Did anyone else come back that we were upset when they died? I’m gonna need this show to go ahead and end. I love Supernatural but damn, let’s go on and let it go like Frozen.
Is there a compilation video from Supernatural of Michael!Dean so I don’t have to actually watch any episodes of Supernatural. I much as I love that show, I really don’t want to watch any of it.
An Asgardian standoff
Wade just chillin
Lando and Heimdall keeping things from getting out of hand
King T’Challa and Princess Shuri being regal and whatnot
Yeah. This is how I roll.
Have I mentioned how much I love the movie “Grosse Point Blank”? Every time I watch it, I imagine if they remade it, who would be in it (I know; blasphemy). Y’all know how I love to cast imaginary movies but I won’t go into it, unless you’re curious.
Like usual with me.
Does anyone remember Danger Mouse? Why do I have the theme song from that cartoon stuck in my head? I blame my mother; she was stationed in England in the 80s and when they started showing it here in the US, she showed me and I was hooked ever since.
And did they remake it? I was looking for a gif and saw some newer looking episodes. I haven’t watched it in years so you know I don’t know.
I noticed that I’m starting to lose followers for, and I’m totally guessing on this, my sudden influx of posts about Krasinski. Which begs the question:
I mean, him and I go back to when he was just a simple paper salesman who was in love with a shy receptionist. Now I know there’s usually some other men on this blog on a regular basis (and when Winston Duke decides to post another sweaty workout video that fucks with my emotions, you best believe I’ll be posting that shit repeatedly) but ever since that action star glo up, I’ve been waiting for something like this for a while now. So lemme go ahead and say this:
There’s going to be a gang of posts about Krasinski, especially now that the Amazon show is about to start. Which means more interviews and magazine articles and photo shoots. So if you don’t want to see any of that, I won’t be upset if you decide to bounce. Y’all have been warned. Wow, that sounded harsh…but seriously, you’ve been warned.
Back to your lives citizens.
I was looking at the husband and realized that if he grew out his hair and let his beard go ZZ Top, he’d look like this
And I wouldn’t even know what to do with myself if he did. *goes to hide his clippers and razors*
And short round seems to love it. But I’m sure it’s because he’s all about monsters all of a sudden. I’m guessing I’ll have to see the Godzilla vs Kong movie whenever that happens if he’s still big on monsters.
Also, they were really trying to sell buff Dorkface, weren’t they?
Seeing him like 👆🏽that is weird now, since he’s gone all hobo Professor on everyone.
You’re goddamn right I do 🤣. I mean…
It’s a pretty good fucking spectacular rack. Thanks @areubeingserved
Tell me what big ___________ energy I have
This is morbid but I always wonder….
If Aaliyah was still alive, what would she be doing?
Would John Candy be doing drama now or still doing comedies if he was still around? What about Chris Farley?
Would MJ still be touring?
There were so many talented people that are gone and I always wonder what would they be doing if they were still with us? How would the entertainment world be different?
Don’t mind me; just going through a thing. Back to your lives citizens.
So I just saw another video for Jack Ryan on Amazon and this is what basically happened:
Video: *explosions, violence, Wendell Pierce being awesome, Krasinski doing CIA shit*
Me: awww…does Krasinski have freckles on his nose? That’s adorable.
Me, to myself:
“Really bish? THATS what you notice?”
The heat is clearly getting to me because I just had a dream that Winston Duke went live on instagram and it was him basically blowing somebody’s m’back out.
Damn, what did I eat before I fell asleep? (And let’s not discuss that the woman in the video had tattoos suspiciously similar to mine in the same two places 😂)
Don’t mind me; having naughty dreams due to hot ass weather. Back to your lives citizens
that whenever I watch the finale of The Office and Michael comes back for Dwight’s wedding, I tear up?
And I’m about tired of Krasinski making me cry when I fucking shouldn’t. First this, then during that damn horror movie.
Fucker.
Sorry, I’m done. Back to your lives citizens.
Fake!Odin has got company:
It’s not looking good for Loki in my cubicle 🤣
I wanted to bring something to liven up my cubicle at the new gig and I am, a little at a time. So I brought this
Yup, fake Odin aka Loki is watching over my cubicle right now. If I can find a Thor I’ll bring him too. See how that goes 😆
I know I shouldn’t be watching but it’s a fantastic train wreck. Right now, it’s about Prince and this one I REALLY feel weird about watching because of how private he was. And you know he’s passed because they’re using all of his music in the episode, all of it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they play a track from the Black album 🙄.
Also, the kid playing him is actually doing a pretty decent Prince but he’s just too damn tall. He’s average height and we all know Prince Rogers Nelson was not 5’7”.
Mother’s Day randomness
The Husband: wife, don’t you want to move to California?
Me: no?
TH: why? Don’t you want to hear this every morning?
Me: I know what you’re about to do-
TH: *starts playing the “California Dreams” theme song*
Me:
JackburtonSays 