angryschnauzer:

hellomissmabel:

angryschnauzer:

moosemittens23:

beardedchrisevans:

Chris Evans on the set of The Red Sea Diving Resort

@angryschnauzer

I am 100% on board for 70’s pornstar Chris (Steve?) learning his lines between shots

@angryschnauzer oh don’t tempt me to write this, unless you called it first haha then do your magic babe

Oh god yes @hellomissmabel please do! I have such a backlog of fics to write the movie would probably be out on DVD before i got to it! Please please please do it! ❤❤❤

*kicks open door* Did I hear 70s pornstar!Chris Evans smuts?

Please tell me if there is smut of that variety, his porno name is Danny Sexbang or Dirk Hardwood or Rod Steel or Tommy Salami or something along those lines.