Yet another random from the family JBS.

The Husband: you know they’re making a “Soul Train” movie?

Me: really? I’d watch it. But who’s going to play Don Cornelius?

Short Round *in the silliest voice ever*: MEEEEEEEEEE!

Me and The Husband:

Why is private school so fucking expensive? And why are memphis schools not good? It’s time to start looking at kindergartens for short round and my options are so fucking low. Either go into debt and send him to a good school or send him to public school, which are some of the lowest ranked schools and hope for the best. (Mind you; the husband and I will be helping him along the way).

I usually have no problem with public schools, hell I went to Chicago Public Schools and i turned out okay. But the schools here are…not that great. And private schools? One of the schools I’m looking at has a yearly tuition of $18k. Yeah, I know.

Eighteen Thousand Dollars.

For fucking KINDERGARTEN.

And that’s why I’m having a meltdown over school. Here’s the kicker; he doesn’t start kindergarten until 2020. I still got a year and a half. So expect more posts like this.

Shit, I’m gonna have to start a gofundme for his kindergarten education.

Question…

And I might be in the minority on this, but am I the only one kinda getting tired of seeing Tiffany Haddish everywhere? I love her but I think we’re getting over saturated with her, which is honestly exhausting. I want her to flourish because she had a lot of shit happen to her before she made it but I also want her to take a break and sit down somewhere. Relax a bit then come on back.

That’s all; I just wanted to share. Back to your lives citizens.

You know, I hate when my day goes to shit due to my stupid brain. Depression sucks. I’ll be ok and boom, brain decides “nah fam, not today”.

Bleh.

So I’m getting ready for work, like one does in the morning and decided to go short hair today. It was kinda chilly this morning so I threw on my oversized hoodie and headed to work. I got here and realized that with the hoodie and short hair, I look like Monica, circa 1995.

I also look like how I looked in high school at some point, probably 1995 😂.

#justoneofdemdays 🤣

What I’m currently sipping on

Yeah. Wine in a can. And it’s not too shabby. Now the real question is: am I going to just drink one or the whole four pack?

And who’s husband is going out with his homeboy on Friday?

*this guy*

That’s okay because guess who he’s leaving me with?

Yuuuuuuuuup. Me and Jack Ryan have a standing date this Friday night. I’m about to binge the shit outta this. Short round will have Mickey Mouse and I’ll have this. Go me.

What’s currently go on in my cubicle…

An Asgardian standoff

Wade just chillin

Lando and Heimdall keeping things from getting out of hand

King T’Challa and Princess Shuri being regal and whatnot

Yeah. This is how I roll.

What I heard as I was getting my oil changed…

People in front of me finding out their car wasn’t working at the auto care place.

Angry woman (you fill in any visual you want on that but y’all already know): “yesterday you said the car was fine and NOW the car stopped when you tested it? How does that work?” to her husband, “this is why I don’t bring my car to small rinky dink places.”

Me: *looks around, because this is Firestone Complete Auto Care*

Which I thought was a major chain auto place. But what do I know?

Hey did I tell youse guys that I solved shoegate? I had to go with a completely different shoe altogether

I tried the other shoes again and my gigantic feet did not cooperate with them. These it did so wedding shoes aquired.

You know what sucks?

When a wave of complete sadness and hopeless washes over you like a crashing wave.

First thing in the morning. While you’re at work.

Fuck.

jackburtonsays:

Alright folks, we got a shoe off here…

It’s down to this one:

And this one:

(Y’all would like the most expensive ones 🤣). I think we were at 3 to 3 on the voting (I’ve tried them both on in different colors so I know they fit. Just got to choose one).

So after careful consideration, I had to let #2 go. Mainly because I can’t find my size. But a new contender is in the mix

Although I may just buy these just because and still get #1 for the wedding 😆. But I’m going with #1 so thanks everybody for your votes and love for the dress pic. I’ll make sure to show you the finished product the day of.

Alright folks, we got a shoe off here…

It’s down to this one:

And this one:

(Y’all would like the most expensive ones 🤣). I think we were at 3 to 3 on the voting (I’ve tried them both on in different colors so I know they fit. Just got to choose one).

Got a question for all of youse guys…

So for the wedding that I’m in, I need a silver shoe. My choice. Should I go pump or sandal? I’m wearing a heel I know that but I can’t decide on which type of shoe.

Any suggestions?