CHARACTERS: Chris Evans x first-person OFC RATING: Mature GENRE: Who Needs a Plot? Not Me! WARNINGS: General debauchery, sex, language, hot sexy Chris Evans being a smartass… did I mention sex? Author’s Note: It’s finally here my lovelies! Broken MacPros could not stop me from getting The Fuckening completed. And here it is. P.S. I’m not sure I like it haha. But it’s done, and I’m posting! Thank you guys so much for being patient. One more part and this trash is complete!
I laughed breathlessly as I followed Chris up the staircase. “Quickest house tour ever,” I teased as he lead me down the hallway and then into his bedroom.
“There was an office, an extra bedroom, and some other room with random shit in it,” Chris ground out, facing me in the bedroom and pulling me close. “This is the most important thing I want you to see.”
violetsaffron73: angryschnauzer: pegasusdragontiger: thatawkwardtinyperson: papi-chulo-seb: angryschnauzer: katiew1973: whostheblondegirl: Chris you fucking meatball He is an actual 7 year old child! Oooh i like drunk!Chris He looks like fun. And has chocolate cake. And is probably one of those dues that says “No no you have it…
weheartchrisevans: thescottevans: #tbt to Disneyworld. Wish we were there right now!!! This was @ChrisEvans’s first try…. I promise Is it bad I was hoping he’d get up and do the Cupid Shuffle? You think Evans knows how to do it?
“I like having a beard. I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you’re golden.”
“I shouldn’t be swearing. Captain America shouldn’t swear. But I get caught with these interviews and I start dropping f-bombs! This is why I can’t do interviews!”
beardedchrisevans: @ChrisEvans: In honor of Infinity War coming out next week, here are a few videos I found from 2013 while prepping for The Winter Soldier.
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