me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
I reblogged this early, but it deserves another “what in the goddamn fuck is going on here?”
I tried to read that but my brain melted at “empty my tanks”
‘enamelled pepper mill within her’?! How the fuck is that supposed to be sexy and arousing? And they can’t even blame being a virgin because I’ve read some HOT AS FUCK smut from virgins on this site. Smmfgdh.
Do yourselves a favour and do not click on the link and read the author’s they have chosen.
thesecretlifeofwateverthefthisis: xelamanrique318: im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life They done took us to church This is still one of my favorite things.
a complete list of my proposals for disney+ which are better than whatever the fuck else they have going on
the adventures of helen cho: a series where helen cho goes around the world saving the world with science
where in the world is nakia?: nakia fights international crime and still manages to have a steady wash day routine
jabariland: a dramedy about the daily lives of the jabari tribe
sons of odin: a sitcom about teenage thor and loki getting into shenanigans and constantly dancing around the idea of fratricide
howling commandos: please
the bad place: wacky adventures in the soul stone
brooklyn boys: mockumentary style series wherebucky and sam navigate the high rent and high stakes of being occasionally retired in new york with wacky neighbors
mj on the case: michelle’s true crime investigative blog takes her into dangerous situations and spider-man is always “just there” “coincidentally” to save her
steven yeun as iron fist: steven yeun as iron fist
lady sif’s wild rides: lady sif got really into motorcycles while asgard blew up and now she hosts a motorcycle lifestyle show
“I go through bottles of this stuff [facial oil] because I use it every single night. And I just like… [imitates sound of squeezing] …in my hand, on my face! It gets your moisture – and all that stuff back – so you can keep that glow up.” [x]
commie-thot: fuckrashida: mentholrubs: beyoncé auditioning musicians for her all-female band (2006 bet performance) my favorite era 😭 This is like so funny cause the entirety of her team is lesbians. She was living her best life back then
“Guys have a level of insecurity and vulnerability that’s exponentially bigger than you think. With the primal urge to be alpha comes extreme heartbreak. The harder we fight, the harder we fall.” – John Krasinski
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